So there’s tons of pictures depicting servers getting shitty fake money with religious propaganda. Or even better, receipts omitting a tip with a lovely note explaining some asshole’s inability to agree with a servers “lifestyle”.

But here is some regular old douche baggery commonly referred to as The Verbal Tip, no religion necessary! I got this a month or so back, clearly there’s a big fat zero and the woman neglected to leave even a penny on the bar.

Now, I’ve been stiffed before and no it didn’t take any effort to pour a shot of vodka. So really, whatever, it’s not much of a loss. But she was a lovely woman. We had nice conversation. And the fucking note? Really?
“XOXO Spread the love”

That’s a slap in the face. And it feels just as bad as all the other pansy fuckers who’ve thanked me graciously for my hard work and attentive service and left me a gaping awful zero dollars for tip. So I’ll add this memory to the surely hundred or so others.

  1. thenightburglar reblogged this from hugemanatee and added:
    "XOXO Spread love" seems very…irionic somehow….
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    Please treat our service industry workers with respect. They put up with a lot of shit for what tips supplement sub par...
  6. theatricalplacenta reblogged this from wigglyflippingout and added:
    I do feel bad but I’m poor, unemployed, and i was hungry. Someone who’s more wealthy can tip them. The place is...
  7. hugemanatee reblogged this from meandmybobbymcgee and added:
    Sometimes you can’t, a lot of restaurants (especially corporate) have policies firmly in place that you have to just...
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  11. meandmybobbymcgee reblogged this from susiron and added:
    What do you even say when someone doesn’t tip you and you know damn well that you deserve one?? Cuz it’s happened to me...
  12. thecuntdracula reblogged this from susiron and added:
    I’m also a broke college student so I understand the tipping problem as someone who sometimes can only get a...
  13. wigglyflippingout reblogged this from susiron and added:
    yeah you should….. you should feel bad about that. i know it sucks to be poor but youre stiffing over somebody who is...
  14. susiron reblogged this from theatricalplacenta and added:
    I don’t want to be mean, but you should feel bad about that :/
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  18. brosevelt reblogged this from hugemanatee and added:
    what a dick move omg LOVE DOES NOT PAY FOR GROCERIES
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    Chose another job. We as people argue and complain about a lot, myself included. If you don’t believe in having a bulk...
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